Beware – A Post about Bottoms

Well mainly one bottom in particular.

This morning I got a text from my husband asking me how my day was going and what I was up to. I told him I was doing a blog post (my Liebster Award post from earlier today). He asked me whether it was a post about his bottom and if not why not.

So here is a post about my husband’s bottom. I won’t go into too much detail, suffice to say it is lovely.

I was never all that bothered about man bottoms. They sat on them, and mostly noises and smells came out of them and were hairy and generally didn’t garner much of my attention. Then several years ago when we were ‘courting’ I caught my first glimpse of his rear on a webcam (yes this is modern dating with being nude on webcam and the like – but we are grown consenting adults and we’re married now so that’s ok.) I was smitten. What a perfect derrière. I like grabbing it, squeezing it and generally looking at it.

Perfect and peachy and delightful. Yes it still makes noises and smells but then so does mine.

It’s a little like this one. Only better.

Image from Velvet Toilet Tissue. Love your bum by wiping it nicely and not using tracing paper loo paper. (Other toilet papers are available.)